Probably What You Don't Want To Hear

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

• He said rape happens for a reason.
• When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
• When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
• He’s a spoiled little brat.

Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

• He looks ‘feminine’
• you think he’s gay
• His voice sounds ‘feminine’

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damonallbran:

preliminaires:

neugenics:

badafro:

ohmygustavsson:

pregnancy begins when you look at a boy

pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy

pregnancy begins

the dark pregnancy 

the dark pregnancy rises

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laughcentre:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

dont even think of touching a penis

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kaosunseen:

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

• me, the teen blogger
• a house with 8 nuns
• a drug dealer who drives a hummer
• a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
• an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
• a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

yeah shit me too sign me up

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sangcoon:

how i play sims:

• take hours to make perfect sims
• take hours making the house
• make them woohoo
• stop playing

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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

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vampirevvekend:

why isnt it socially acceptable to just take a personal day more often because sometimes you really just need to sleep the day away or go outside and be with nature or just do something thats out of routine and im jsut saying this because i really dont want to go to school tomorrow

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mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

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